Plane food is plane food, or better yet, it’s plain food. It’s bad at 39,000 feet and it would be just as bad on the ground. Lower your expectations. Those who complain about plane food have made the mistake of actually eating plane food. You can’t step in front of a bus and then blame the bus for [...]
Archive for June, 2010
Just go home and stay home!
Posted: June 3, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: air travel, airplanes, passengers, tourists
“I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said stop going to those places.” – Henny Youngman I love to travel, I just hate travelers. They annoy the hell out of me. I can’t tolerate tourists with their fanny packs and sensible shoes. Airports have become the march of the teeming [...]
Check-in….the white zone to hell
Posted: June 3, 2010 in Check In ... the white zone to hellTags: air travel, airport check in, airport security, boarding planes
“I arrived at the airport one hour early, so that in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.” - Dave Barry At Check-in, my first suggestion would be, don’t. Just turn around, get your lazy ass back in the taxi and go home. But if you must, can you please: Recognize that a plastic grocery bag [...]
Boarding … no, Genius, row 36 is not first class
Posted: June 3, 2010 in Boarding ... no, Genius, row 36 is not First ClassTags: air travel, airplanes, passengers
“I don’t mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground.” – Naomi Campbell Can you count? Do you know that two comes before three? “Board when your group is called” does not mean you are so bored when your group is called that you can’t count. Take a moment, look at [...]
Latest airline fee? Early boarding – CNN.com
Posted: June 3, 2010 in Boarding ... no, Genius, row 36 is not First ClassLatest airline fee? Early boarding – CNN.com.
Security Lines … be sure to bring water
Posted: June 2, 2010 in Security Lines ... be sure to bring waterTags: air travel, airport security, passengers, TSA
“Hundreds of people had to be evacuated from O’Hare Airport in Chicago. Seems every time somebody went through with a weapon, the metal detectors accidentally went off.”
—Jay Leno
Which airline has worst food? Rude staff? – CNN.com.
