Archive for August, 2010

Lions and Tigers and Bears … oh Fly!

Posted: August 27, 2010 in Uncategorized
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So, you’re packing your suitcase … toothbrush CHECK, Playboy CHECK, Tiger HUH? What is this guy thinking? You can’t even take water through security and he thinks Tony the Tiger will slip right through.  Hey, relax, it was drugged… FOR NOW!  What about when it wakes up and wants his peanuts? Or wants to watch a [...]

We’re goin’ down !!! … oops, never mind

Posted: August 27, 2010 in Uncategorized
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You’ve got to love this screwup on a British Airways flight when the onboard computer accidentally announced they were about to have an emergency landing in the water. Holy Bejeebus!  And I thought the worst thing you could hear announced on a plane was that you would have to sit through an Adam Sandler movie. [...]

TSA screeners have feelings too … and fake badges!

Posted: August 16, 2010 in Uncategorized
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It seems that TSAs answer to increasing the publics’ confidence in their screeners, and beef-up their perceived authority, is to give them bigger fake badges that look more like the police. I can’t help picturing the big cartoon-size sheriff’s badges we played with as kids. Now how am I supposed to keep a straight face [...]

Flight attendant released on bail … damn!

Posted: August 11, 2010 in Uncategorized
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Who hasn’t been annoyed enough on a flight to grab a couple beers, pop the emergency chute and say hasta la vista, baby? (Note to self: be sure the plane is on the ground) This flight attendant went bonkers, went off on a rude passenger, and jumped ship with his brewskys and got arrested. Too bad for [...]

Floating iPhones … Genius!

Posted: August 5, 2010 in Uncategorized
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I was on a flight last week from LA to JFK when I noticed my seatmate downing more than her share of red wine.  I was busy playing games on my iPhone and had it charging in the seat charger.  When I got up to go to the restroom the drunken seatmate knocked over my [...]

Where there’s smoke … there’s idiots

Posted: August 5, 2010 in Uncategorized
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This is the same guy who walks the wrong way through security and shuts down terminals. He’s a moron who is either unbelievably self-absorbed, or unbelievably stuipid. Who doesn’t know not to smoke on a plane? Can’t he just get drunk and pass out like the rest of us and not cause so much trouble? Perhaps [...]