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This blogger already doesn’t like you. She has been an obsessive frequent flyer for the last 30 years and does her best to not touch, have eye contact or interact with fellow passengers. She cherishes her Executive Platinum status on American Airlines and frowns on those less fortunate. Her dream is to have just enough of a snafu boarding each flight, necessitating everyone stay at the gate but her.
She is sick of seatmates with bad breath, flight attendants who have been exhumed, and tourists who should have taken the bus. Find the category that is the most annoying to you and rant on! And then rant some more. Get it all out. Stress is not good for you and neither is air travel with morons.
Comments
Hallelujah!! I thought it was just me that had these thoughts while traveling. You captured all the frustrations and annoyances of corporate travel these days. Now, if we could just find a way to change it?!?!
You’re a piece of work! I actually read the whole thing without glazing over.
I think you have something here. This should be available in a kiosk right at the freekin’ boarding gate!
If you have been a participant of, or guilty of, lets say three or more of the hilarious acts mentioned of the “unwanted traveler” do as the this recomends; stay at home, shut up, or just die! This captures real life feelings of the living. If you don’t get it, it is because you are one of the morons she is writing about. Your lack of social grace and skills is zero.
Love it! I think we can all relate to the not so glamorous world of traveling unlike what you see in the old films. Maybe in my past life! Have you ever witnessed or even experienced those that have joined the mile high club?!!! I’ve even had someone actually use their puke bag holding a yard cup from Mexico! In order to travel these days, you have to have a sense of homor and Barbra sure does hit it on the nail! I can’t wait for more!!!