“They tell me to put my seat back forward. Well, I don’t bend that way. If I could put my seat back forward, I’d be in porno movies.” – George Carlin These are the same people that didn’t know how to get on a plane a few hours ago, in reverse. They didn’t get any smarter [...]
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