“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either you have diarrhea or you’re anxious to meet people who do.” – Henry Kissinger This stage is a bit like going on a blind date. Who will my seatmate be? Will he be handsome, will he be rich? Will she [...]
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On the Plane … don’t you dare talk to me
Posted: July 26, 2010 in On the Plane ... don't you dare look at meTags: air travel, airplanes, airport check in, airport security, passengers
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Flies in the friendly skies …
Posted: July 2, 2010 in On the Plane ... don't you dare look at me, UncategorizedTags: air travel, airplanes, baggage claim, food on planes, passengers, suitcase, travel
It just doesn’t get better than this. Who packs spoiled meat in their suitcase? Generally, it’s the guy next to me. This time I missed all the fun that was flying out of the overhead bin. And there hadn’t even been one of my favorite six hour delays on the tarmac. This meat was bad [...]
