So, you’re packing your suitcase … toothbrush CHECK, Playboy CHECK, Tiger HUH? What is this guy thinking? You can’t even take water through security and he thinks Tony the Tiger will slip right through. Hey, relax, it was drugged… FOR NOW! What about when it wakes up and wants his peanuts? Or wants to watch a [...]
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On the Plane … don’t you dare talk to me
Posted: July 26, 2010 in On the Plane ... don't you dare look at meTags: air travel, airplanes, airport check in, airport security, passengers
“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either you have diarrhea or you’re anxious to meet people who do.” – Henry Kissinger This stage is a bit like going on a blind date. Who will my seatmate be? Will he be handsome, will he be rich? Will she [...]
Flight Attendant Arrested … how cool is that?
Posted: July 20, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: air travel, airplanes, airport security, flight attendants, passengers, stewardess, travel
An Air France flight attendant was recently arrested for fleecing her sleeping passengers. Damn! I was hoping she had been arrested for having a bad ’70s hairdo and enough bracelets to put the plane over the weight limit. There are so many better reasons to arrest one of those cranky, recently exhumed flight attendants. How [...]
